The Illustrated LIGHT SPEED AHEAD!
It's the fully illustrated 7' x 5,' 35 page pamphlet for earthlings who've had enough of this miserable rock! This book clearly outlines what a person must do to get abducted by aliens, where to go, what to wear, what to pack, and what to say when you realize you've made a disasterous mistake and want to come home before they eat you as a light snack or brunch!  Features Do's and Dont's, a quiz, and lots of silly drawings! Just $3.00

*cover art varies!                                   

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Here's a drawing from the book!